Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNERAn Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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I could have danced all night!
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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