I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.
ALAN GARNERHitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.
More Alan Garner Quotes
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When you start, the world of publishing seems like a great cathedral citadel of talent, resisting attempts to let you inside.
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I love research so much that I do an enormous amount; it helps put off the moment of starting to write the story.
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At this level, only images connect. And here, story becomes symbol; symbol is myth. And myth is truth.
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You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting.
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My great-grandfather was a self-taught man, and his library was extraordinary. I read the lot.
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Oral traditions going back a long, long time, which I inherited by osmosis.
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When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it’s funny in any language.
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Ive learned never to try and force words to come.
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I was more inclined to think of it as “writer’s impatience”, and to follow Arthur Koestler’s dictum: “Soak; and wait.
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I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.
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Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.
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I’ll buy metaphor, but simile’s a cop-out used by scaredycats who won’t commit to anything. Simile’s for cowards.
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My attitude is that if anybody of any age wants to read a book, let them, but I do think that no child would want to read Boneland.
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It isn’t like that at all. It may be more difficult now, and take longer than when I started to write, but there’s a great, empty warehouse out there looking for simple talent.
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If you are going to write, nothing will stop you, and if you are not going to write, nothing will make you.
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