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BORIS JOHNSONSome people think that it [Brexit] is the end of the world. It’s not. On the contrary, it’s a massive opportunity for this country.
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My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.
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The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
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Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.
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My ideal world is, we’re there, we’re in the EU, trying to make it better.
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The difference between Hitler’s speeches and Churchill’s speeches was that Hitler made you think he could do anything; Churchill made you think you could do anything.
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It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Some people think that it [Brexit] is the end of the world. It’s not. On the contrary, it’s a massive opportunity for this country.
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I’d like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.
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I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.
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Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
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I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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