“Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life.”

This is all thousands of years old. It’s the same the world over.

Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of self-awareness.

The awful realization of our mortality

I asked these Indians: “Do men ever make Chicha?” My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over in hilarity, one replied, “Men can’t brew. Chicha made by men would only make gas in the belly.

It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.

It’s what we do as a species. It’s what makes us human. We brew.

To drink beer is to be human.

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species.

You are a funny man! Beer is women’s work.”

Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer, celebrated over it, told talks over it, hatched plots over it, courted over it.

Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day.

It is my aim to win the american people over to our side.

To make them all lovers of beer.

I suspect states are going to realize there’s money to be made, and they’ll start to change laws so people can distil to sell. It happened with wine, it happened with beer.

If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

I’ve never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it’s a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn’t work that way with heroin.