There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
ALAN BENNETTThe nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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