But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
ALAN BENNETTWe were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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Our perspective on the past alters. Looking back, immediately in front of us is dead ground.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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My school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
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