And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
ALAN BENNETTHistory is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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