One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
ALAN BENNETTHistory is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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