Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
AL YANKOVICI know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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