black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

Al Yankovic

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
AL YANKOVIC

Although Dough Mean Some Velvet World Worth
My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
AL YANKOVIC

Gradually Hobby Sort Vocation
I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
AL YANKOVIC

Cartoon Derail Happen Hear Train Want
I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
AL YANKOVIC

Album Always Come Enjoy Guy People Record Script
I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
AL YANKOVIC

Early Enough Feel Fortunate Gangsta Good Nice Rap Think Very
People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
AL YANKOVIC

Do Funny Music People Serious Think
He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
AL YANKOVIC

Better Death Little Long Look Nerdy People Year
Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
AL YANKOVIC

Big Chunk Dinner Dirt Every Night Reality
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
AL YANKOVIC

Esteem Hockey Little Lost Made Self Team
Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
AL YANKOVIC

Bean Consume Ingest Magic More
There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
AL YANKOVIC

Anyone Around Many Superstar
Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
AL YANKOVIC

Come Horrible Idea Parody
I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
AL YANKOVIC

Effectively Filter Learn Pretty Spam Use
I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
AL YANKOVIC

Able Instead Moment More Release Song Think Timely Topical War
Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
AL YANKOVIC

Around Creatively Humorous Lyric Repetitive Some Song
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
AL YANKOVIC

Bagel Face Pitchfork Remove Staple Wanna

So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

Related Topics

Popular Authors

So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Al Yankovic Quotes