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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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Pop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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