Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
AL YANKOVICWhenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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