If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
AL YANKOVICThe window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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Not only are they just great, nice guys; they’re some of the best musicians you’re likely to find.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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