Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
AL GOLDSTEINOur photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
More Al Goldstein Quotes
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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For me, the Church is the enemy.
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You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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To date or not to date that is the question.
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I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
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I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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