Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
AL GOLDSTEINOur photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
More Al Goldstein Quotes
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.
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Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
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To date or not to date that is the question.
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
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There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.
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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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I refuse to be silenced.
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I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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