“All the ills of democracy can be cured by more democracy.”

I believe in the absolute separation of church and state and in the strict enforcement of the Constitution that Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.

If a man must make himself appear cheerful; he must know why he is miserable.

It is a confession of the weakness of our own faith in the righteousness of our cause when we attempt to suppress by law those who do not agree with us.

I believe in the right of every parent to choose whether his child shall be educated in the public school or in a religious school supported by those of his own faith.

It is the right of our people to organize to oppose any law and any part of the Constitution with which they are not in sympathy.

Thereof I believe that no tribunal of any church has any power to make any decree of any force in the law of the land, other than to establish the status of its own communicants within its own church.

I believe in absolute freedom of conscience for all men and equality of all churches, all sects and all beliefs before the law as a matter of right and not as a matter of favor.

No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.

I believe in the absolute separation of church and state and in the strict enforcement of the Constitution that Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise.

The American people never carry an umbrella. They prepare to walk in eternal sunshine.

I can think of no greater disaster to this country than to have the voters of it divide upon religious lines.

If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you.

They seem to feel that they are going to be effective because of their own strength, but they give no expression of it.

I believe in the support of the public school as one of the cornerstones of American liberty.

The thing we have to fear in this country, to my way of thinking, is the influence of the organized minorities, because somehow or other the great majority does not seem to organize.

The Brooklyn Bridge and I grew up together.

At quite uncertain times and places, The atoms left their heavenly path, And by fortuitous embraces, Engendered all that being hath. And though they seem to cling together, And form ‘associations’ here, Yet, soon or late, they burst their tether, And through the depths of space career.

For ‘Conan,’ I had to eat boiled chicken breast and work out all the time and basically eat like a bird every two hours and stay ripped.

I sing a lot, so if I have lipstick, it gets all over the microphone, so I rarely wear lipstick.

I admire anybody who has the guts to write anything at all.

No matter what anybody says, we can’t have it all. Not if you are a woman. Not yet.

All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

No man knows where the Castle of King Death is. All men and women, boys and girls, and even little wee children should so live that when they have to enter the Castle and see the grim King, they may not fear to behold his face.

Life calls the tune, we dance.