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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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