Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
GROUCHO MARXMilitary justice is to justice what military music is to music.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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