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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Bless Crack Light One Liner
If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Deviation Dirty Honor Liar Thief Writing Yourself
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Finding Happiness Hard Time Healing Laugh
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Fly Love Money Reality Truth
I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Admit Age Born Early Life
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Book Comfortable Dog Goodness Peace Woman
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Applesauce Cranberry Taste
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Control Fate Fortune Life Man Women
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Feeling Man Naughty One Liner Sex Woman
I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Insult One Liner Respect
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Demotivate Idiot Insult Life Stupidity
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Art Humour Water
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Event Eyes Happiness Inspirational Morning Myself Power Present Unhappiness
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Exception Face Forget Humour
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Against Attitude

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