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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.

Al Franken

It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Audience Between Country Go Hip Hop Liberal Mean Music Other People
There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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Coach Early Found Humor Indignation Little Mean Pulling Righteous Try
Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Address Arm Facebook Home More Nothing Number Phone
During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Career College Country Deferment Enjoy Military Student
I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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Civil Fight Liberal Like Right Tradition
The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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Balance Book Conservative Discuss Disinformation Fair Just Lay Lie Like Look Movement News Out Slather
Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Fight Government Net Neutrality Out Sell
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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Be Bob Fun Good Humor Kind Real Sense Use
Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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English First Language People Second Tend Time Voter
The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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Country Government Keep Knowing Privacy Proper Protect Safe Terrorist Weight
I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Meant Nation Our Realize
It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Almighty Comedy Nature Power Splendor You
There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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Either Element Given God Necessarily Responsible Talent
Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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Attention Best Love Take Thing Work World

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