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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.

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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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