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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.

Al Franken

But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Actual Chosen Electoral Everyone God Good Gore Make Popular Sure Thought Vote Work
I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Meant Nation Our Realize
I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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Book Crush Responsibility Satirical Write
You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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Change Definite Everything Fingerprint Leave Secret Touch
I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Dry Kill Little might Much Person Problem Think Us Use
My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Businessman Dad Terrible
They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Build Farm Guy Like Local National Rightwing Slowly Team
I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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Assure Country Nsa People Spy
I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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Civil Country During Interest Movement Political Right
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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Country Generation Serve
I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Actual Country Grow Up Minnesota
This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Ago Felt Field Fundraiser Kill Learn Saw Schmuck Something Tell Well
But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Adult Be Best Can Love Mean One
I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Exactly Kind Know Mean Mediaite Still Work
Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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