In the world of comedy, there’s this: “If it’s going badly, get off. If it’s going well, get off”. You can’t argue with that either.
AL MURRAYI see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.
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We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.
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When I showed an interest in drumming, he showed me how to mummy-daddy roll and that set me up for a bit.
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I love drums and love how they look, so we offer re-wrapping to reboot your old kit, a hardware lacquering service – the black looks amazing, and bespoke snare drums.
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I try to be musical. Drums can set a mood, create an impression, as much as anything else.
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You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave.
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The American dream? We don’t have a dream in Britain because we’re bloody awake!
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I think it’s really easy to forget that – I’d sooner play something musical than flash, and as I can’t play anything flash.
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PimpCo is a little business I’ve got, which basically offers drummers the affordable opportunity to make their drums that little bit more bespoke.
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Louis Pasteur, the great scientist, said “chance favours the prepared mind”, which is a posh way of saying ‘do your homework’, but it’s an excellent piece of advice.
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Our cheeky sidekick. We’re like a motorcycle and sidecar.
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When I left uni, I carried on playing and trying out at stand-up.
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I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.
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The thing that interests me far more than anything is creating music, songwriting and arranging, and in that context drumming itself is a means to an end.
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I’m not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.
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Things inspiring me – good melody, a great bass line, a fabulous voice… by which I mean someone who sounds great, rather than does pyrotechnics… and people playing really musically.
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