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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.

Al Franken

If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.

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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.

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