I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
AL FRANKENI just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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