Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
AL FRANKENRussia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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