You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
AL FRANKENRussia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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