When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,
AL GOLDSTEINSo, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
More Al Goldstein Quotes
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The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
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The true success is the person who invented himself.
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In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
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Married life is an existence with bars around it.
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Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
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I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
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The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
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Love is a deception and a trap.
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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
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I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited.
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Religion has the same goal
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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
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