“Most of my critics don’t even listen to me; they are clueless. They just go to Web sites that report what I say out of context.”

Free speech gives us the ability to react vigorously with effective arguments and expose the weakness and misdirection of the other side’s claims.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

I don’t need equal time, I am equal time!

My objective is to satisfy [my] audience so they come back the next day.

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.

In the old days, the media is who held people accountable when they lied in politics. That isn’t happening anymore.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

I sometimes wish I weren’t as logical as I am and I wish I weren’t as smart as I am, because I’d be happy.

Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

There’s nobody who cares more about you than you, and there’s nobody better equipped to take care of you than you.

I’m pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

An immigration agent chased him for the last 10 miles.

I’ve given up on being accurately portrayed in the media.

Basic Economics 101. It’s the most complicated simple subject there is.

I remember when I came out of an exam thinking I had done well and then I had a clue that maybe one answer was wrong, I remembered that I rather stop knowing, stop thinking about it, appreciating life instead.

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything – even if you have no clue what you’re doing.

You pay your dues and work your way up through the system, whatever system there is – something guys in the business today don’t really understand, don’t have a clue.

Think you figured it out, but you don’t have a clue. Think you on top of the world, but the world on top of you.

Even a wolf knows how to be polite when animalistic humans have no clue about politeness.

We all carry the heaviest anchors without anyone having a clue about it.

Little by little we human beings are confronted with situations that give us more and more clues that we are not perfect.

Let’s be kind to one another. We have no clue what people are going through and trying to heal from.