Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
AL FRANKENBill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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