Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
AL FRANKENAfter my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Changing technologies, changing marketplaces, and even changing trends in anti-competitive practices have all presented challenges to antitrust enforcement.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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