Whining is anger through a small opening.
AL FRANKENThey talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
More Al Franken Quotes
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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