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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.

Al Franken

And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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