I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
AL FRANKENRush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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