I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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In heaven an angel is no one in particular.
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Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.
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I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart’s desire. The other is to gain it.
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Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
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Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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