Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.
AL BERNSTEINSometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
More Al Bernstein Quotes
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Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.
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Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
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The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.
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If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.
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Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.
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To the victor belong the responsibilities.
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Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
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We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.
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A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.
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Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
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Adolescence is a period of rapid changes.
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Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.
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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
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