I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
AISHA TYLERIt is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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