In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
YOGI BERRAIn theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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50% of all married people are women.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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