I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRAIn theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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You can observe a lot by just watching.
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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