They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
TOM WAITSYou can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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But then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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I was always laughing in church.
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