I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
AISHA TYLEROne thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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