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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.

Aisha Tyler

Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I really do know football.
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