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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

Aisha Tyler

You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I like grown up comedy.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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