Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
AISHA TYLERIf you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I wish I could say I’m an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I’ve been lucky that things have come across my path and they’ve worked out well for me.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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