I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
TOM WAITSNever have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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Time is just memory Mixed in with Desire.
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I’m always looking for sounds that are pleasing at the time. The sound of a helicopter is really annoying until you’re drowning, and it’s there to rescue you. Then it sounds like music.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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