You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
TOM WAITSBreak windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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You’re my North Star when I’m lost and feeling blue.
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I can’t listen to so much music at the same time. I think you really have to have a diet. You’re just processing too much, there’s no place to put it. If you go a long time without hearing music, then you hear music that nobody else hears.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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