I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
TOM WAITSThe fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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I don’t like the stigma that comes with being called a poet. So I call what I’m doing an improvisational adventure or an inebriational travelogue.
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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