All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
TOM WAITSThe fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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