She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
GROUCHO MARXI’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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