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Mark Twain Quote - If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.

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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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