“For GOD is greater than our hearts, and He knows everything.”

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men.

If you don’t sacrifice for what you want, what you want becomes the sacrifice.

And he said, My presence shall go with thee, and I will give thee rest.

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent Ass.

Sometimes I’m in a mood like a Maths problem such as If you have pencils and apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats

You always have time for the things you put first.

We are nearer to him than his jugular vein.

Do not fear, for I am with you.

Evil men do what good men only dream of doing.

Every kick in the ass is a step forward.

Knowledge is free at the library. Just bring your own container.

Apologies have nothing to do with you. They are balloons in the sky. They may never land.

Someone once told me the definition of hell; on your last day on earth, the person you could have become will meet the person you became.

Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, make a different choice.

How many wolves do we feel on our heels, while our real enemies go in sheepskin.

O Lord, you have searched me and you know me.

I know of only three people who really understand money. A professor at another university. One of my students. And a rather junior clerk at the Bank of England.

I thought a lot about how someone very old is the last living individual to have known some person or cluster of people.

Whenever you see a toad jumping in broad daylight, then know that something is after its life.

In a country like South Africa, writers have nuisance value, because those of us who have become known overseas have certainly helped to inform people about what life is like there.

As often as not, we are homesick most for the places we have never known.

I am not even alive enough to know how to kill myself

Become familiar with your home, but know also about your neighbors. The young man who never went anywhere thinks his mother is the greatest cook.

We are homesick most for the places we have never known.