Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAAnyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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