Comedy is acting out optimism.
ROBIN WILLIAMSA woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.
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Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
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I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
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