After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSA woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.
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Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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