When you’ve lived as long as I have, nothing much surprises you.
MICHAEL SCOTTThe day we stop learning is the day we die.
More Michael Scott Quotes
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I… Declare…. Bankruptcy!
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Once begun, change cannot be reversed.
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You told me it was a mistake to fight the scarred warriors. They were the survivors.
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Good or bad is a matter of perspective.
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We do not always get what we want. Sometimes life presents us with surprises.
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The best lie is wrapped around a core of truth.
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The two that are one, the one that is all!
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A demonstration is more than worth a thousand words.
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The Egyptians got it wrong. They wrapped the dead. They did not realize I wrapped the living.
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I… Declare…. Bankruptcy!
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Dung is more valuable than any precious metal. You cannot grow food in gold.
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It is better to exist unknown to the law.
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Master the rules of the game until you can play it better they can.
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I don’t plan. Anyone in my way can either step aside or I will step over them.
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Fools lie, clever men stick to the truth.
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