Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
ROBIN WILLIAMSBoys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.
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My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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If you’re that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
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Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.
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Reality: What a concept!
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
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I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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