My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
ADAM CAROLLAIf the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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