“Don’t use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly – trust me. Also be careful when flushing.”

It’s not the kind of tuna that I eat.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, “You know, I gotta do this.”

And some days I didn’t know with whom I’d be standing face-to-face, and I was so impressed because they were all really wonderful people.

It’s been very rewarding. I’m not getting the 20 million bucks for the new movies, but at least I’m getting warmth and recognition from people wherever I go.

As an actor, I just like to make people happy, make them laugh. That’s our job, to entertain, and if I’m entertaining you folks, then I’m happy.

Be very careful about your care.

And when you work with Burgess Meredith, Frank Gorshin, George Sanders as Mr. Freeze, it’s a wonderful experience.

How many actors have a shot at being a part of something that became a part of pop culture?

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor

I think it’s that wherever I go, people are so nice to me, and they come up by the hundreds, and they say nice, funny things.

A sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

It’s either my tenacity or my stupidity, I’m not sure which.

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

Wasn’t that a wonderful thing that I had a chance to work with more great actors, big stars, than just about anyone in the history of Hollywood?

Sometimes you just can’t get rid of a bomb!

If you hang around long enough, they think you’re good.

The pit of a theatre is the one place where the tears of virtuous and wicked men alike are mingled.

People with yuan fen are destined to like one another

God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman.

Many a time the thing left silent makes for happiness.

Did we not hear The flutter of its wings, and feel it near, And just within our reach? It was.

Certainly, I look for different characters ’cause I always like to keep people guessing, and I also don’t like to get typecast.

I accept relationship as my primary teacher about myself, other people, and the mysteries of the universe.

When one has been threatened with a great injustice, one accepts a smaller as a favour.